[FIC] Tell-tale Signs

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Title: Tell-tale Signs
Characters: Lister/Rimmer
Prompt: 002. Middles
Word Count: 100 exactly.
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Set during Bodyswap

How many Cuban cigars had Rimmer gotten through him?

Written for the drabbles100 challenge. My tables are here.