Ooh! I'm looking forwards to more from this table. (And anything from VI is great, too!)

"I think I got it to your lordship's standards."

Irritated Lister...I like the nod to the peanuts he left in the seats last time. ;)

But Lister was not certain he trusted the by-hand upgrade Legion had done when composed of the four of them

Now there's an interesting concept. What if Rimmer's hard-light drive failed? Hmm.

"Denial ain't just another river on a nonexistent unstable middle-eastern country, is it, Rimmer?"

Any Egypt jokes you can get out of that are priceless. ^_^

And the knife-man Lister...Mmm. Scary. Lister liked being the knife-man in Gunmen, didn't he? This was fun to read. Good job!