reddwarfslash | Ficlet: Substitute. R.

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No, I don't know why I keep writing about these two. I can speculate, but it's not a pretty sight.

Rimmer had dealt with many substitutes in his life.

Crit is always good. Written for

We could try asking him nicely.

Kat? Linds?

Sure, why not. I'll just grab one from the sex shop on my way through.

*imagines presenting it to Chris*

Bwahahahaha.

"Could you pose for a picture with my friend?" *passes her over*

Oh dear lord...

I can just see him grabbing a pushpin. *pop* *fppprrrrrrrssss...*

Oh, man, I just saw the Lost In Translation photo shoot in my head. "With... intensity!"