Fic: Stroke Me A Zipper. R.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I don't know where this came from.

"I heard that Princess Bonjella had gotten herself kidnapped again, so I dropped by."

Maybe I'm just hoping kahvi will write about Derek Custer. He won't talk to me.

Comments

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

*blink*
Um. Wow. That was... Wierd. Good wierd, but still wierd. Cool.
I love the The Desultory Nipple and all it's patrons, I mean, how can you not?
Yeah, I guess even space heros need someone who understands every once in a while.

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

This is marvellous! Really enjoyed it. Really, I am sure there will be a space hero version of Lister too somewhere. So is this the Ace before our Rimmer?

[laurenthemself]

I read the first paragraph out to my partner, I loved it so much.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You know, it's funny you should ask... I do have a spesific origin-story in mind for Mr. Custer. I'll e-mail you. ;)

I haven't read this yet btw, but man, I can't wait. Ah well, Bodyswap won't cap itself!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

*peels tongue off... well, it would have been on the floor, but yes, I'm digressing*

It's not my birthday again, is it? No, no, I'm pretty certain it's not. Feels like it though. Goodness gracious woman!

The first paragraph is love. I read it to the boy, and said "come on now, you can't say she's not a great writer!" His reply: "Oh, I never said that." And trust me, from him that's very high praise indeed!

Her boyfriend looked even meaner.
*giggle*

A Red Lectoid was trying to chat up a very nervous-looking Doctor Strangelove. The Eye of Sauron stared angrily at a beer it could not drink.
You know I love you, right?

Dick Cheney grabbed her shirt as she walked back to the bar and demanded a refill.
And all is right with the world.

Oh thank you thank you thank you for keeping his accent!

The bargirl, who had been nervous enough at the sight of one magnificent man in her place, started to hyperventilate.
I know how she feels.

Ace gave it up as a lost cause and pulled out another one, accepting a light from Derek as the other man lit a cigarette.
Ohyesohyesohyesohyesohyesohyes....

"Fancy a shag?" Derek asked.
This is where I exploded.

He licked the beige skin
You really DO want me to write him, don't you? ;) *dies*

and seemed, indeed, to relish it, pulling out many orgasms before tending to his own pleasure.
*happy smile*

and seeing any form of Lister still living, after what he had done to his own Lister, was a blessing he had never expected to receive.
*sigh*

The previous Ace had been right about Derek Custer.
You have no idea how well this fits my idea.

Oh, like I could say no after this. ;)

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Ha! I just choked on my tea at the image of of the glaring Eye of Sauron. And Derek, the one man Ace Rimmer would look up to, he's brilliant :D

Does his wavy hair resemble Ace Rimmer's wig in any way?

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! It took me several seconds to figure out who Derek Custer was, then bang! went the entire thing and I dissolved in laughter.

And then you threw on one of your endings. Beautiful job, as always. ;)