Only three things per week? That's me when I'm lucky. :p

I think English lager is not supposed to have a head, or as little of one as possible, so it struck me as odd that Lister would want to improve it. Hit and run concrit!

I love how Lister says he had sex with Rachel in Rimmer's bunk. Of course, he threw that in there to set Rimmer extra off, but even so... ;)

but if I were you, I'd be careful what I chose to touch in the next few days."
Oh dear. He's just asking for it, isn't he?

Oh, the mental images... Thank you for those. ;)