Fic: Pretending (PG) L/R

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Pretending (3491 words) by kronette
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer
Characters: The Cat (Red Dwarf)

This is veronica_rich's fault, who challenged me on Tumblr thusly: If you want a REAL challenge, you’ll come up with a reason for them to have to pretend to date 3 million years out in deep space without invoking Lister’s GELF bride. I double dog dare you.

Challenge accepted.