Fic: Lost in translation

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Hi all! :)

Title: Lost in Translation
Pairing: somehow implied LISTER/KRYTEN without them realizing. Yes, I AM WEIRD.
Rating: G for not-innuendo.
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf, or any of the characters thereof.
Spoilers: nooone
Beta: BAWWWWWWWW I HAVE NO BETA. Any volunteers?
Notes: my mobile phone ate the formatting. I'll try and fix it, baww.

( Lister smirked. "It looks kind of small. With all your boastin' I thought it's all giant, new and shiny." )