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[zekkass.livejournal.com]

'k. I altered a Random Pairing generater a bit.

Red Dwarf Random Pairing Generator

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write a fic from one pairing in that generator. Refresh as often as you need to.

If you have more characters, let me know and I'll add them.

Ah, and orange!Rimmer is kahvi and roadstergal's creation.

Enjoy!

Comments

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

This is an evil contraption you have created. I am now distracted from my work as I use my silly imagination to conjure up random situations for these characters to be in. So far, Rimmer is stripping for the skutters dressed as John Wayne in the observation dome and Kryten is having, er, fond memories of Sebastian Doyle, not know what to do about it.

*sigh*

Still - I am amused. ;)

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

It's good to hear that the thing's messing with someone's mind. Everytime I refresh it, I get normal parings like Lister/Cat or Rimmer/Lister. :C

At least it's a good distraction. I mean, I'm not posting NWS images..

(Hey...How did you end up with Kryten/Sebastian? That's almost Kryten/Lister, which almost makes sense. And yes, the skutters are Rimmer's hands when he's soft-light. *cough* ;))

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Cancel that - It just gave me Holly/Any Low. And Ace/Skutters. Bloody thing. ;D

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

Cannot! stop! refreshing!

My personal favorites:
Kryten/Nirvanah: This...could be strangely adorable.
Rimmer/Lister: Well, I had to refresh until this came up.
Talkie Toaster/Rimmer's Lust Monster: I could just see Kryten attempting an earnest heart-to-heart with Rimmer over their shared appliancesexuality.

And, appropriately enough, Rimmer's Mother showed up in about every other pairing.

Other characters? Let's see, there's Arlene, Deb, the Dog, and Hilly from Alternate Universe. And, although they're not technically separate characters, I'd love to see the Gunmen alter-egos. And JFK!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Ye gods. Kryten the therapist for everyone who ended up paired with Talkie Toaster.

...I'll add 'em all. Whatever this generator turns out to be, it'll be complete.(ly weird)

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is heaps of fun... I'm gonna go refresh until I get Orange Rimmer/someone. ;)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Meep!

Wait until a certain gal gets added, I say...

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

I got Rimmer/orange!Rimmer on my first go.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Oh, this'll be fun to watch. Have you gotten Rimmer's Mom yet?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It'd be an interesting/twisted pairing fer sure, since OR can't really feel anything. Eep!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ackerman/Hollister.

Oh dear smegging god.

There is going to be a Batman suit.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Batman ... ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner ... BATMAN!

*runs off, attempting to wipe gloriously silly mood that has haunted her all day off her head*

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

A wee comment: the four horsemen of the apocalipce ar death, war, pestilence and famine.
Nirvana/Lister's GELF bride is just wrong. You have created a monster.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'll go fix that. Remember: This thing is still be fixed/updated and what not.

At least it's an amusing monster! ;)

[krzcowzgomoo.livejournal.com]

...What is wrong with me? Everytime I refreshed it I got a normal pairing! xDD I feel robbed! xDDD

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

After all my beautifully disturbing suggestions! How rude is that!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Refresh is some more. I'm sure you'll end up with some horrifying pairing soon enough. ;D

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Lister's GELF wife/Nirvanah... it's sick! I don't do femslash!! ;P

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Refresh?

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

*Is well and truly scarred*. Nearly all of the pairings I've had so far are weird and scary ones.. Except for Dangerous Dan McGrew/Brett Riverboat, which is somewhat normal and is helping me to recover.

Um, may I suggest people to add?

The Inquisitor
Professor Lamstraum
George McIntyre
Killcrazy
Baxter
Rimmer's Self-Loathing Beast
OOT!Future!Dwarf Boys (including Lister's head-in-a-jar)
The Psirens
Archie the Penis
Polymorphed!Dwarf Boys
Thickie Holden
Timeslides!AU!Lister
Terrorform!Handmaidens

I'd better stop there before I get really silly...

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

As soon as I can, I'll add 'em all. Ye gods. It's amazing how many people I forgot about.

Stop before you get really silly? Don't! It's all highly amusing! I appreciate the weirdpairs.

...I think I'll have to put out a list of who I have, and then ask for suggestions. I'm hoping to get the entire cast in here, once I have names. (I'm not putting things like Extra-in-Red-Uniform 03, for example.)

You're wasting hours & hours of my life!

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

First thing I get: Dwayne / Lister's GELF Wife

But the second one was better: Polymorph/Emohawk / JFK

But it's worth it, right?

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

...Every time I look at the machine, I scar myself. I'd like to see that JFK/Emohawk one, oddly enough. It's weird enough to work!

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

Have you got Camille in there?

Also I've written a drabble for one of the pairings I've got, so I'll be sure to post it.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Now I do. Thanks for the suggestion!

Ooh! Which pairing?