Gestalt Fic - Listerworld. NC-17.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal.
Rating: NC-17, for this part (3 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. Damn.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.
Warnings for sex and some swearing. And some sex.

Part 1.
Part 2.


It really was a very beautiful place to be miserable in.

Comments

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm.

He'd known Rimmer wasn't the most sexually experienced of men, but somehow that hadn't been at the forefront of his mind. He was disappointed; this was too new and exciting to end so soon!

It's natural for Lister and Lister-clones to be disappointed by Rimmer's inability to last long, isn't it? Thank goodness for Rimmer's 'ability'. ;D

Not in the Space Corps Directives, for damn sure.

O_O. Space Corp rules. Wow. I'd known they were odd, but not that...specific.

"No, you're dead - pay attention!" Cat batted Rimmer in the face. Toying with your prey was very important, and he was quite good at it. The more afraid they were when you finally killed them, the better.

Oh smeg. Cat's gone insane, Rimmer desperately needs Lister, and now I'm worried about Kryten running in. Bloody terraformed planets.

"I think... yes, I really think I might possibly have to kill you,"

Run Rimmer run!

"Sir, you are not well. Now please cooperate and allow us to kill you."

...O_o. I'm laughing while shivering. Good lord what is going ON?

*several paragraphs later* Oh. I see.

It was all the smegging turf's fault.

Yes, Arn. Blame it all on something/one other than yourself again.

Lister laughed heartily. "Yer impossible, aren't ya? What, a race of people isn't enough? What do ya want, a smegging solar system of adoration?"

Aawww. Rimmer's determined to hate himself, Lister, but thanks for trying. ;)

"Hey... hang on. Is that Cat with those thr... fo... five girls?"

Best Cat-related quote ever.

And now I'm worried about Part IV, simply because that means more plot, right? Ah, I'll read it anyways.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much canon - how else does one interperet Nirvanah's comment in Holoship? ;) For women who climax vaginally, it would probably be a nifty thing. For those who don't - well, I'd despair of getting him to understand the import of a clitoris.

Yeppers, more killer Kahvi-lines!

Well, it's hardly a happy ending, at the moment, and you know how Kahvi is about those. :)

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

...I'll go rewatch Holoship tonight. *shakes head* Rimmer would learn eventually, if he ran into something like that.

I just finished Part V, and I'm assembling a review right now. I love the happy/bittersweet ending. ^_^

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord... *imagines diagrams, flow-charts and explanatory pamphlets with bright, cheeful covers*

Actually, there's a documentary on TV here next week - "Klitoris - til glede og besvær." I could translate, but it's probably funnier if I don't. Oh gods, the silly conversations that started at work... I'll tape it for him, shall I?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I am going to need a copy of that one, I think. :p