Gestalt Fic - Listerworld. NC-17.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: kahvi and roadstergal.
Rating: NC-17, for this part (3 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. Damn.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.
Warnings for sex and some swearing. And some sex.

Part 1.
Part 2.


It really was a very beautiful place to be miserable in.

Comments

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Part three of four and it ends so sweetly? Gah! I'm worried about the next part ...

:)

Which was fine with Rimmer - where would they get the feathers?
Brilliant line. Absolutely brilliant. :)

Well done guys. I can't wait for the next part =D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oooh, lovely userpic!

Well, it's AU VI, which means Space Corps Directive gags! ;)

Part three of four and it ends so sweetly?

Well, not exactly. Rimmer's still in a fecked-up place. :p

Danke! I think it's coming soonish.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Rimmer's a fecking lunatic but we love him ;) I don't know how you survive writing him *pokes you*. You're still you, aren't you? ;)

Userpic is lovely, isn't it :D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Editing ma'am! Editing with speed! *types*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like roadstergal said, Rimmer's in an unstable place. And Lister needs some time to calm down too! Will they have it? Who knows! Perhaps this draft. Oh. *edits*

Glad you (still) like it! :D

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

Yay, more!

The subordinate stirred uneasily in his sleep, his contented dreams interrupted suddenly by parades of identical-looking pipe-cleaners, which a giant clipboard insisted it was vital he be able to tell apart

Wahhh! Clipboard! Those things are evil, I tell you!

It was some kind of light bee malfunction.

*head on table* It's like one step forward, to steps backwards with the man. He is so frustrating! Why do we love him so?

What if Rimmer started insisting he needed to be kept in a cool, dry place, or far away from bananas?

I love you.

Rimmer wasn't just confused and conflicted about having given in to his attraction to Lister - he clearly hadn't been attracted to Lister in the first place

*goes of to slam head against the wall insted* Hasn't he just told himself how neurotic the man was? Where did it go?!

He wondered if he would be struck with an inexplicable urge to sleep with them. He started to giggle

*shakes head* Now, would you say something like that! Mental...images...bad...

hissed, in a voice loud enough to be heard by theoretical civilizations far underground

Oooh, lovely line.
Cat, and Kryten.....Yes, I thought as much, since the begining of the last part. But it is just so cruel! Poor , poor, Rimmer. I want to smother him in a hug, but I'm not sure he'd like that. Oh, well.
Both sex scenes were beoyond hot and also very touching. The bit at the end there was adorable.
Cat....No, I don't wanna know.....

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Damn clipboards!

I love you.

That's Kahvi-love, there! And the underground civilizations.

Ah, Rimmer's neuroses are slightly contagious STDs, I think. :p

No, neither does Rimmer... but you'll both be forced to know anyway. :0

Thanks for the feedback!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lister went just a little bit mad in that bit. There's only so much Rimmerosies you can take, after all! My head was tabling and walling right along with yours there.

Rimmer does need a hug. Fortunately, Lister is there for him now. :)

Thanks for the kind praise! *blushes*

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm.

He'd known Rimmer wasn't the most sexually experienced of men, but somehow that hadn't been at the forefront of his mind. He was disappointed; this was too new and exciting to end so soon!

It's natural for Lister and Lister-clones to be disappointed by Rimmer's inability to last long, isn't it? Thank goodness for Rimmer's 'ability'. ;D

Not in the Space Corps Directives, for damn sure.

O_O. Space Corp rules. Wow. I'd known they were odd, but not that...specific.

"No, you're dead - pay attention!" Cat batted Rimmer in the face. Toying with your prey was very important, and he was quite good at it. The more afraid they were when you finally killed them, the better.

Oh smeg. Cat's gone insane, Rimmer desperately needs Lister, and now I'm worried about Kryten running in. Bloody terraformed planets.

"I think... yes, I really think I might possibly have to kill you,"

Run Rimmer run!

"Sir, you are not well. Now please cooperate and allow us to kill you."

...O_o. I'm laughing while shivering. Good lord what is going ON?

*several paragraphs later* Oh. I see.

It was all the smegging turf's fault.

Yes, Arn. Blame it all on something/one other than yourself again.

Lister laughed heartily. "Yer impossible, aren't ya? What, a race of people isn't enough? What do ya want, a smegging solar system of adoration?"

Aawww. Rimmer's determined to hate himself, Lister, but thanks for trying. ;)

"Hey... hang on. Is that Cat with those thr... fo... five girls?"

Best Cat-related quote ever.

And now I'm worried about Part IV, simply because that means more plot, right? Ah, I'll read it anyways.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much canon - how else does one interperet Nirvanah's comment in Holoship? ;) For women who climax vaginally, it would probably be a nifty thing. For those who don't - well, I'd despair of getting him to understand the import of a clitoris.

Yeppers, more killer Kahvi-lines!

Well, it's hardly a happy ending, at the moment, and you know how Kahvi is about those. :)

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

...I'll go rewatch Holoship tonight. *shakes head* Rimmer would learn eventually, if he ran into something like that.

I just finished Part V, and I'm assembling a review right now. I love the happy/bittersweet ending. ^_^

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord... *imagines diagrams, flow-charts and explanatory pamphlets with bright, cheeful covers*

Actually, there's a documentary on TV here next week - "Klitoris - til glede og besvær." I could translate, but it's probably funnier if I don't. Oh gods, the silly conversations that started at work... I'll tape it for him, shall I?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I am going to need a copy of that one, I think. :p

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

*Cheers.* As much as I adore Lister and Rimmer, it's not the same without Cat and Kryten. I loved them in this part :)

Hell, I loved all four boys.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It has to be The Four Of Them, indeedy.

Thankee!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I do too. :)
Hooray!

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