Fic: The Holo-men, part 1 of 2. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

With apologies to T.S. Eliot for the title, and thanks to kahvi for the idea. Yes, this is The Fluffy Fic I owe her.

"What is it, Kryten? Did the iron stop working?"

Crit is always good. Written for fanfic100. Little Damn Table.

Comments

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yay! I've been looking forward to this - I chose something I knew you'd write particularly well, and I was not dissapointed.

Patton, Rimmer thought desperately, did not have to deal with such things.
*snigger*

Fantastic Kryten. I love how you write him, and this is excellent. The whole carrot thing... *giggles*

I even whipped up a lager vindaloo last night.
You know, those things aren't half bad.

Rimmer/Rachel love

He dusted her for fingerprints every night,
I seriously fell off the couch. People in neighbouring apartments worried.

and Rachel's open-mouthed astonishment
So wrong, yet so right.

Perfect use of "Aliens!"

I can't wait for the rest of this... Thank you! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

The lager vindaloo scares me, but I don't like lager. I'll put copious red wine and/or vodka in sauces, but I don't know if either would work with Indian food. Maybe the vodka. :p

Rimmer and Rachel are so good together, aren't they? Well, that's what Rimmer thinks.

Yikes, get a seatbelt for that couch!

Thank ye! I'm glad you like it. :D