Possible ficness

[felineranger.livejournal.com]

I know it's ridiculously sad and fan-girly but I had a dream last night inspired by watching Pirates 2 at the cinema the other night for a Red Dwarf/Pirates crossover fic. See, I read this interview with Johnny Depp recently where he said that he'd always felt Jack Sparrow would be bisexual and my poor smut-addled brain just started whirring away. Then when I saw the film the plot bunnies started to procreate. Should I make them walk the plank or should I dive in?