Fic: The Holo-men, part 1 of 2. PG.

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With apologies to T.S. Eliot for the title, and thanks to kahvi for the idea. Yes, this is The Fluffy Fic I owe her.

"What is it, Kryten? Did the iron stop working?"

Crit is always good. Written for fanfic100. Little Damn Table.