Pimping the kink meme again

[laurenthemself]

We have some new members, so I thought I would repost this list of unfilled prompts at our anonymous kink meme, which is hosted by the lovely kahvi.

Part One:

• Sex deprivation. Any pairing (though preferably Rimmer/Lister) wants to have sex, but can't. Desperately wanting to touch, but being unable to, that sort of thing. Eventual fulfillment or not, your choice!
  
• D/s with Rimmer as the Dom and Lister as his sub. Bondage, bossiness, and biting.
  
• Boot porn. 'nuff said.
  
• Dominant, forceful Lister with somewhat inexperienced pet/mistress hologram Rimmer, possible established relationship
  
• A Lister and Rimmer baby, involving mpreg - preferably Lister but it's not necessary! Also, Rimmer getting all parental!
  
• Ditto on the pregnant Lister/ Rimmer request!
  
• Rimmer-as-Ace looking for love Lister in all the wrong places; picking up similar looking guys and forcing them to act like Lister. Making them do what he wants Lister to do to him. I won't complain if there's a happy ending. (They're my kink!)
  
• I'd like to request Lister/Rimmer, an argument turning into a full-on fist fight (perhaps turning into some sex? You know you want to!). Thanks!
  
• Sensation-crazed Rimmer in his new, solid body (post-Legion, or an original plot; your choice) is desperate for sex, and Lister gets the worst of it. Other pairings are fine if you don't do R/L, but I'd prefer serious to crack. (Sorry to all the Kryten/Rimmer shippers out there - your day will come, I promise! ;D)
  
• I'd like to request some back story concerning the "rather sturdy holo-whip" Lister mentions possessing during Holoship.
  
• I know someone already asked for some Balance of Power fic, but how about something post-episode, before it comes out that Lister didn't pass the exam? Lister/Rimmer: d/s, humiliation. (Calling him out on, "If you mean I respect my superiors no matter who they are, and I obey orders blindly and unquestioningly... yes! Yes I do!")
  
• Maybe I haven't looked hard enough, but I don't think I've ever read any Ace/Cat, and I'd like to. They don't get much time together, but maybe sometime after Cat is recoving from his leg injury? Or it could take place in an alternate dimension...
  
• D.N.A.- Human!Kryten learns exactly what his brand new penis is for. XD

Part Two:

• Kochanski/Holo!Lister, power play. Well, a little more than power play; I feel that canon implies that Holo!Lister has more or less completely submitted to Kochanski, abandonning all his own interests and just submitting to her will. I would like to see this explored in sex fic form! Domination, submission and dub-con, oh my!
  
• Rimmer/Lister, daddy kink, discipline. I think "Meltdown" through the rest of the series with holo!Rimmer establishes Lister as a kind of authority over Rimmer with the added privilege of meting out discipline. With Rimmer's daddy issues, this could get very interesting indeed.
  
• WATERSPORTS PLZ. I would like fic where Lister is desperate. I'm easy on the situation, but something where he is in situation where he needs to pee and there is nowhere for him to go. I would like there to be a wetting incident, but not TOO much humiliation. Rimmer should be there AND HE SHOULD NOT BE SYMPATHETIC. I'm happy with the sexual aspect of pee being involved, but it doesn't have to be. :)
  
• Pre Back-to-Earth with Nano-Rimmer and Lister in a relationship. Can be something quite sweet and sincere, or just a good ole' screw now and again: writers discretion. Ace Rimmer (Holo-Rimmer) returns for a visit. I want jealousy and bitterness and maybe a little of Lister getting tempted by the Holo-Rimmer.
  
• I would love to see a slash fic featuring any of Tony Hawks's characters from the show. He often plays characters with power or status, so perhaps the kink could be some kind of consensual domination? I don't mind who his character is paired with.
  
• I have a big thing for teaching, as in one of the characters is more experienced than the other and shows them how it works. First times are a big kink of mine, especially if there's nerves and patience and wonderful new sensations. I'd love to see something in this vein with either Chris/Craig or Rimmer/Lister, whichever the writer felt more comfortable with.
  
• Rimmer/Lister with voyeur!Kochanski. Whether she joins in or just watches and takes care of herself is up to you, but she should definitely enjoy herself ;)
  
• Cat is in extreme heat and no women are around. Might as well go after Lister.