reddwarfslash | LGBT-fest and drabble tree

Just a 'lil note to let y'all know that

lgbtfest is still taking signups (until March 15th.) You can do so here. There are plenty of Red Dwarf prompts, and I'd feel all tingly if they got written.

So as to make this post less about pimpage and more about actual ficcing, how about a drabble-tree? It's like an orgy, but with drabbles instead of sex. :p If you've not done one before - it's simple. I will post a drabble (a story that's 100 words exactly) below the cut. If you'd like to play, take a sentence from that drabble, and use it to write one of your own. Then post it in reply to the one you stole from, and so on, and so forth. If you don't want to write 100 words exactly, that's OK too. It's about fun, not exact definitions!

Feigning sleep in the darkened room, Rimmer watched Lister lean into his locker, rummaging through his clothes. Rimmer's clothes! What a violation! Like sticking your finger in someone's food, or sitting down on someone's lap uninvited, or sticking your tongue into their mouth.

Disgusting.

Lister whistled, picking up shirt after shirt before discarding it, and picking another. He ran his hands over them, like... Rimmer shuddered in horror. But he didn't look away. Suddenly, Lister nodded, and, taking off his own, stained tee, slid into one of Rimmer's work shirts. When he turned around, Rimmmer closed his eyes, quickly.

Disgusting.

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It had been advertised as one of the most advanced holo-brothels in this dimensional cluster, which was why Rimmer was here. There would be no lack of opportunity once he got into his A-game as Ace, but that was the problem. Rimmer was terrified of being ridiculed for his lack of skills and experience.

He was disappointed when the room proved to be quite unremarkable. It was supposed to change according to your tastes and desires. Rimmer sat down on the spartan bed, staring at the wall. What did he want?

Rimmer sat quietly, waiting for the walls to change.