laurenthemself: Rainbow rose with words 'love as thou wilt' below in white lettering (RD: Derpy twoo wuv.)
Lauren ([personal profile] laurenthemself) wrote in [community profile] reddwarfslash2010-02-04 12:32 am

The Omni-zone series

Okay so some of you miiiight remember this massive cracky RDSS crossover that me and a bunch of RDSSers wrote back in the early-mid 2000s. I've put it up on AO3 as a piece of our fandom's history, but if anyone objects to this (not just because my writing is shit, mind you, but like if you no longer want to be in the biggest Mary Sue crackfic of all time), please for the love of all the gods tell me and I will take it right back down.

OKAY. That aside, I did notice something when I was roaming the past, and that is that so bloody many of us wrote Mary Sues (fine, fine, original characters, but I know mine at least was too blatant to be anything but a Sue) who hooked up with Rimmer. Which brings me to the following poll:

[Poll #1520713]

[identity profile] mirabehn.livejournal.com 2010-02-03 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Original, Clare Crogan Kochanski, that is...

[identity profile] kathie-d.livejournal.com 2010-02-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! The accent! <3
beedekka: Red Dwarf. A poster advertising The Reverse Brothers, Kryten and Rimmer's unexpected hit double act on backwards Earth. (A Backwards Sensation)

[personal profile] beedekka 2010-02-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I have so many unsecret others!

Pete Tranter's Sister (but not with the alarming transformation into a brain-sucking lifeform part...)

Blaize Falconberger

Anita Dobson's cameo character from Psirens, Captain Tau (who I didn't even know the name of until I just Wiki'ed it!)

Princess Bonjella

Gosh, I could on - there are so many attractive women in Red Dwarf.

[identity profile] kathie-d.livejournal.com 2010-02-03 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Threesome with Rimmer and Ace? And they're bickering? :D

[identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com 2010-02-03 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be dropping my panties for Rimmer so fast, they would burts in flames. I'd also try it out with Cat and Ace - but only because I'm curious.
pebblerocker: Red Dwarf's Cat climbs through a hatch; text "Investigating" (Investigating!)

[personal profile] pebblerocker 2010-02-04 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely Deb Lister. But now I come to think of it, maybe Arlene Rimmer too. When I thought of what "other" might mean the first thing that sprang to mind was Hudzen... I don't know what that says about me.

Poll results say that no-one wants Captain Hollister. Ace Rimmer, on the other hand... what a guy.

[identity profile] artfullola.livejournal.com 2010-02-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Rimmer and Ace in a trice. *seconds with kirk novac* I'd lose my knickers for them before you can say "Geronimo".

I'd also say yes to Arlene, Nirvana and, yes, even Katerina. OK, so she may want to eradicate Rimmer but phwoarr...