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You remember how I said I would never write a sequel to Fifty Shades of Smeg...?

The temptation is usually to pull it asunder and wreck it a little in order to repair it in a sequel. I am curious, personally, how the factor of Rimmer's family might play into their new world; one could guess that with the DJ feat and the Ace aspect, Mother might try to come into his life again somehow. Perhaps through Lister, even. Or someone claiming to be Lister's dad or mom shows up once he's famous and possesses half a fortune ...

And then there's the potential for exploring Series X's new canon - Howard being a fraud, Dungo etc.

Also, I really liked the versions of Kochanski and Petersen in this and would like to see more of them. I am being sincere and not just saying that so Felineranger writes more steamy, kinky sex. Honestly.

Although that would obviously be great. ;)

Ha, yeah. X indeed. Howard the poseur. Except what if he is successful, just not in anything he can gloat about? Like, he's a much sought porn actor. Or escort.

I like this. That would explain the uniform that he wore to their parents' party -- he played a Space Corps captain in a porn XD

Bow chicka BOW BOW. I have no problem imagining Mark Dexter getting down.

He knows what to do with quantum rods! ;)

Sorry. :p

What a lot of bunnies! Maybe I should step back and let you guys write it - there'd be more quantum rod porn and less angst :D

Sorry that was me- didn't sign in!

You want angst? Lister spends the night at a friend's house after a row with Rimmer. Out of curiosity he puts on a porno set on a Trojan ship and finds himself strangely attracted to the actor playing the Captain.

Whilst he's watching and getting turned on, Rimmer arrives full of remorse and stares in absolute horror at the actor. Lister can't understand why he's so angry until the word "Howard!" passes his lips.

Why yes, I am evil... :p

Evil genius more like! That is inspired!!!

*Takes a bow* Feel free to write it or any variation of it if you want to. :)

Be even funnier if Lister is in the mood RIGHT NOW and Rimmer doesn't get a chance to explain before Lister tackles him to sex him up in front of the screen. :-P

This scenario just gets ~~better~~ worse! I was thinking of the angst aspect but yes, it could also be funny. :D

When Rimmer tells him he's a massive tool. Howard can mutter "You've no idea ..." cryptically.

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