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[felineranger.livejournal.com]

You remember how I said I would never write a sequel to Fifty Shades of Smeg...?

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[rosecathy1.livejournal.com]

I like this. That would explain the uniform that he wore to their parents' party -- he played a Space Corps captain in a porn XD

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Bow chicka BOW BOW. I have no problem imagining Mark Dexter getting down.

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

He knows what to do with quantum rods! ;)

Sorry. :p

[(Anonymous)]

What a lot of bunnies! Maybe I should step back and let you guys write it - there'd be more quantum rod porn and less angst :D

[felineranger.livejournal.com]

Sorry that was me- didn't sign in!

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

You want angst? Lister spends the night at a friend's house after a row with Rimmer. Out of curiosity he puts on a porno set on a Trojan ship and finds himself strangely attracted to the actor playing the Captain.

Whilst he's watching and getting turned on, Rimmer arrives full of remorse and stares in absolute horror at the actor. Lister can't understand why he's so angry until the word "Howard!" passes his lips.

Why yes, I am evil... :p

[felineranger.livejournal.com]

Evil genius more like! That is inspired!!!

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

*Takes a bow* Feel free to write it or any variation of it if you want to. :)

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

Be even funnier if Lister is in the mood RIGHT NOW and Rimmer doesn't get a chance to explain before Lister tackles him to sex him up in front of the screen. :-P

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

This scenario just gets better worse! I was thinking of the angst aspect but yes, it could also be funny. :D

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

When Rimmer tells him he's a massive tool. Howard can mutter "You've no idea ..." cryptically.