http://felineranger.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] felineranger.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] reddwarfslash2014-06-03 06:52 pm
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You remember how I said I would never write a sequel to Fifty Shades of Smeg...?
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[identity profile] janamelie.livejournal.com 2014-06-04 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You want angst? Lister spends the night at a friend's house after a row with Rimmer. Out of curiosity he puts on a porno set on a Trojan ship and finds himself strangely attracted to the actor playing the Captain.

Whilst he's watching and getting turned on, Rimmer arrives full of remorse and stares in absolute horror at the actor. Lister can't understand why he's so angry until the word "Howard!" passes his lips.

Why yes, I am evil... :p

[identity profile] felineranger.livejournal.com 2014-06-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Evil genius more like! That is inspired!!!

[identity profile] janamelie.livejournal.com 2014-06-04 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*Takes a bow* Feel free to write it or any variation of it if you want to. :)

[identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com 2014-06-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Be even funnier if Lister is in the mood RIGHT NOW and Rimmer doesn't get a chance to explain before Lister tackles him to sex him up in front of the screen. :-P

[identity profile] janamelie.livejournal.com 2014-06-05 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
This scenario just gets better worse! I was thinking of the angst aspect but yes, it could also be funny. :D
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