Ficlet - Beryl. No slash.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the no-slash, but I just had a bunny and wrote this. It's aggressively silly. Spoilers for Rimmerworld and Stoke Me A Clipper. More accurately, it won't make any sense if you haven't seen Rimmerworld and Stoke Me A Clipper.

"He had company, on an infrequent basis..."

Comments

[8abbott-of-odd0.livejournal.com]

Very strange and very, very funny XD

I can tell you read the Talkie Toaster interview with Princess Bonjella from the Red Dwarf website :P

Rimmer's heart leapt into his esophagus and threatened to jump down her cleavage without him

Best line XD

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja, that's what gave me the bunny. ;D Glad you liked it!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "no slash"? Oh, I see, nothing normal people would consider slashy. ;) Basically, I am now at the point where Rimmer and Lister saying "hello" is slashy to me.

Especially the women.
You know, I sometimes wonder about the women on Rimmerworld. Then it starts weirding me out, so I stop.

His brain churned desperately, grappling for the proper polite address to use for a beautiful woman. All he could dig up was something to do with worms.
Bawhahahah!

Rimmer's heart leapt into his esophagus and threatened to jump down her cleavage without him,
Lovely, lovely imagery!

"so hard to make peace... but I am always kidnapped by evil men!"
It's hard to be perfect.

giving him a front-seat view into mammarian utopia.
Hooray for mammarian utopia!

Derek Custer. No time to talk; I'm here to rescue you." His voice was deep and smooth.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Various other vovels!! DEREK CUSTER! YAY! *collapses*

"Sorry, my friend; I can only rescue you if we have sex later, along with the explanations."
Grhpmnfcx... *splutter*

Two hundred years later, he decided that if Derek showed up again, he'd negotiate.
Silly man...

Wonderful story! So perfectly Rimmer, but when is your Rimmer not?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Yes, perhaps "No blatant/overt slash" would be more accurate. :D

Chris had some interesting costumes, but the Rimmerworld Concubine was definitely one of the most "eeyah!" moments.

I loved Beryl's position as the un-Mary-Sueish Mary Sue. :)

Hey, you know that a prison hasn't been built yet that can hold Derek Custer! And Rimmer just needs a little time to get used to the idea of... er... the thing that this story isn't about. A few hundred years ought to do it.
Danke for the commentary!