Fic: Reality. PG. R/L.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This one spun off on a tangent from a conversation with Kat about the Morale Officer speech. Reality sucks. Spoilers up through the end of VI.

Looks like tall and ugly finally pushed short and fat too far, yeah?

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[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

*used-car salesman*

"Well, we gotcher parallel universe. You see, you put yer Rimmer and yer Lister in a parallel universe, and you can do whatever yeh want. Beauty, this one is!"

*rgal*

"Hmm. No, I think I want to do this with - you know - our Rimmer and Lister."

*used-car salesman*

"Well, they're indistinguishable, yeh know! Except for the snogging and all. And this Rimmer is the only one with the line. But you wouldn't notice..."

*rgal*

*cough* "Is there anything else that you have?"

*used-car salesman*

"Well..." *scratches head* "We do have these reality bubbles. Creates an altered state of reality for a few minutes."

*rgal*

"But then it goes back to normal?"

*used-car salesman*

"Yep, but you can do some innuendo with it, yeh know."

*rgal*

"Plant thoughts?"

*used-car salesman*

"Sure. And then after VIII, anything goes for Lister and Rimmer, whot?"

*rgal*

"Ah, all right. I'll take that one."

*used-car salesman*

"Excellent choice!"

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Oh, so THAT'S how you got yours! I found mine under the bed and thought 'ah, heck, might as well use it for something'. I also found some lube and a pink dildo *veg* Boys gonna get buuuuuuuuuuuusy! *wiggles eyebrows*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing, face down on keyboard*

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*snort*