ext_45940 ([identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] reddwarfslash2006-05-08 09:26 am

Demons and Angels drabble.

I've had this idea running around in my head, but haven't gotten a fic out of it yet. Then I saw Squiggle's post, and thought, heck, I can drabble it...

This is based on the bit where they're describing what makes up Lister's Low, and Low Lister says he's the part of Lister "that lusts after meaningless sex."


Although Lister knew that the hologrammatic tongue waggling next to his ear was insubstantial, he nonetheless tried to flinch away as it dove closer.

“Oi,” he gasped, spitting out still-wiggling hairy tarantula legs as Low Rimmer ground his pelvis inches from Lister’s hip, “why doncha go do that to the other me? Bet he’d love it.”

Because Low Rimmer was Not A Very Nice Person, and because Low Lister had snidely told him how in denial the real Lister was, Low Rimmer told him.

“Weeeeell,” he sneered, sticking his pierced face close to Lister’s, “he only lusts after meaningless sex.”

[identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, line line that can REALLY screw someone up. I can SO bet Lister will spend the nest 2 weeks being in denial and then denying it ever was said... erm... I mean he WOULD spent, if it was true. Because it is not. Because he does NOT want Rimer. No way. Never.

So great! XD I'm really envious of people that can write drabbles, me, I'm hopeless at those.

[identity profile] xaxres.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
that was fantastic.

[identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
As always, you rock my world. I'd need, like, 50 000 paragraphs to get something like this across. Gah!

*has 'can never write again' (http://kahvi.livejournal.com/546007.html) moment*

[identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
50,000? If only you would ...

[identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww hehe. *grins* That was goodly! =)
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[personal profile] laurenthemself 2006-05-09 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nice. Vay vay nice.

[identity profile] squiggle-bat.livejournal.com 2006-05-09 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
:D There's no such thing as too much Low Rimmer. Or his grinding, leather-clad crotch...