Brillo-pad pairings

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That is to say, pairings that make me feel like I need to use said product on my brain.

I'd love to see if someone can do something fun with them, though, so I will post them as a challenge.
Lister/Hollister. (I do respect ya - seah.)
Ace/Duane. (One triple-thick condom... you never know...)
Professor Cat (Only The Good...)/Kryten.
Captain Air Cool Platini/Rimmer. (We are a ship of... *stroke hair* superhumans.)
Any High/The same Low. (The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex...)
Kryten/Rimmer. (I just want you to know - I never liked you.)
Kryten/Kochanski. (For some reason, I need powdered cleanser along with the Brillo on that one.)
Ackerman/Kill Crazy. (And some bleach.)

Edit: Add Rimmer/Legion-as-Rimmer.

Comments

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

"I'd like to see Rimmer/Lister/Ackerman/Hollister/Kryten/The Cat/Kochanski/Lister's GELF wife/Kill Crazy/Holly(female/male) ..."

Strangely enough that doesn't sound too bad O_o

"If you're here at all, you're a bit funny. ;)

I thought Ace/Duane odd at first, but after reading some of those other ones, it's practically normal."

I think I've always been a bit funny to be honest.. But yeah it does sort of look normal in comparison to the ones involving a certain mechanoid..

(Btw, what was the name of Lister's bride? I know I couldn't pronounce it & it sounded "like a footballer clearing his nose".)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

According to the book, it's Khakhakhakkhhakhakkkhakkkkh.