Brillo-pad pairings

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That is to say, pairings that make me feel like I need to use said product on my brain.

I'd love to see if someone can do something fun with them, though, so I will post them as a challenge.
Lister/Hollister. (I do respect ya - seah.)
Ace/Duane. (One triple-thick condom... you never know...)
Professor Cat (Only The Good...)/Kryten.
Captain Air Cool Platini/Rimmer. (We are a ship of... *stroke hair* superhumans.)
Any High/The same Low. (The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex...)
Kryten/Rimmer. (I just want you to know - I never liked you.)
Kryten/Kochanski. (For some reason, I need powdered cleanser along with the Brillo on that one.)
Ackerman/Kill Crazy. (And some bleach.)

Edit: Add Rimmer/Legion-as-Rimmer.

Comments

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I've written Kryten/Kochanski before! And I think Hercule/Rimmer, and possibly Ace/Duane... maybe even Kryten/Rimmer. I'll have to dig through all my old stuff.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Post 'em!

I did a Kryten/Rimmer (http://www.roadstergal.info/misc/gone.htm), and it was indeed a Brillo moment. :p

I'm tempted by Duane/Ace. It's so wrong.

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

And you should be awarded for writing that, as it inspired kahvi's brilliant 'And'. And another metal for not poking your eyes out after writing it...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Isn't she amazing!

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

I posted the Hercule/Rimmer, and I'm about to post the Ace/Duane, but I can't for the life of me find the Kryten/Kochanski. I did find Kochanski/Petersen though.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja, I can't seem to reply to it, though. I like the adaptation of the end line in Holoship - it's so apropos to Lister! *sigh*

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

The link post, no, but the original post in my LJ is comment-enabled.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oooh - I'd love to see a Kochanski/Petersen! I like Petersen. I think I might have a Lister/Petersen in the works... ;)

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

my god. The mere thought of some of those kills me =\

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Whups. *eep*

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

O_O.

I'll have a go at the ones I know...Good lord I need the rest of the series as soon as possible.

Lister/Hollister (I swear, for a second I looked at this and saw Lister/Holly....)
One choice;pick the cat
Do me and give me the cat
Or go to stasis

Kryten/Rimmer:
No, I dislike you.
Keep your trademark away, please
I don't swing that way

...I'm sorry if I scarred anybody...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

OMFG! I love the Kryten/Rimmer. *hangs on to it* I so need to write a fic to go with that. May I?

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Go ahead! I'm lookig forward to whatever you write!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You rock!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Finally - an excuse to write Lister/Lister! *does a little dance*

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

You never need an excuse to write anything!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Well no. Unfortunately, perhaps, sometimes. ;)

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

O_o Some of those are really disturbing (I'm looking at *you*, Kryten).. Is it normal to want to see Ace/Duane? Or am I going a bit funny?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

If you're here at all, you're a bit funny. ;)

I thought Ace/Duane odd at first, but after reading some of those other ones, it's practically normal.

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

Hmmm ...

I'd like to see Rimmer/Lister/Ackerman/Hollister/Kryten/The Cat/Kochanski/Lister's GELF wife/Kill Crazy/Holly(female/male) ...

I don't think that'll happen.

But a Rimmer/Lister/Ackerman story would make me rather happy. I can just picture what Ackerman would do to Lister or Rimmer ...

I know - I is sick.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

But a Rimmer/Lister/Ackerman story would make me rather happy. I can just picture what Ackerman would do to Lister or Rimmer ...

It's sick and wrong, and I can totally see the appeal.

[ekisa-himani.livejournal.com]

"I'd like to see Rimmer/Lister/Ackerman/Hollister/Kryten/The Cat/Kochanski/Lister's GELF wife/Kill Crazy/Holly(female/male) ..."

Strangely enough that doesn't sound too bad O_o

"If you're here at all, you're a bit funny. ;)

I thought Ace/Duane odd at first, but after reading some of those other ones, it's practically normal."

I think I've always been a bit funny to be honest.. But yeah it does sort of look normal in comparison to the ones involving a certain mechanoid..

(Btw, what was the name of Lister's bride? I know I couldn't pronounce it & it sounded "like a footballer clearing his nose".)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

According to the book, it's Khakhakhakkhhakhakkkhakkkkh.

[8abbott-of-odd0.livejournal.com]

No Cat/Dog? :P

For some strange reason I find Kryten/Kochanski appealing...and High/Low as well.