Brillo-pad pairings

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That is to say, pairings that make me feel like I need to use said product on my brain.

I'd love to see if someone can do something fun with them, though, so I will post them as a challenge.
Lister/Hollister. (I do respect ya - seah.)
Ace/Duane. (One triple-thick condom... you never know...)
Professor Cat (Only The Good...)/Kryten.
Captain Air Cool Platini/Rimmer. (We are a ship of... *stroke hair* superhumans.)
Any High/The same Low. (The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex...)
Kryten/Rimmer. (I just want you to know - I never liked you.)
Kryten/Kochanski. (For some reason, I need powdered cleanser along with the Brillo on that one.)
Ackerman/Kill Crazy. (And some bleach.)

Edit: Add Rimmer/Legion-as-Rimmer.

Comments

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

And you should be awarded for writing that, as it inspired kahvi's brilliant 'And'. And another metal for not poking your eyes out after writing it...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Isn't she amazing!