Brillo-pad pairings

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That is to say, pairings that make me feel like I need to use said product on my brain.

I'd love to see if someone can do something fun with them, though, so I will post them as a challenge.
Lister/Hollister. (I do respect ya - seah.)
Ace/Duane. (One triple-thick condom... you never know...)
Professor Cat (Only The Good...)/Kryten.
Captain Air Cool Platini/Rimmer. (We are a ship of... *stroke hair* superhumans.)
Any High/The same Low. (The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex...)
Kryten/Rimmer. (I just want you to know - I never liked you.)
Kryten/Kochanski. (For some reason, I need powdered cleanser along with the Brillo on that one.)
Ackerman/Kill Crazy. (And some bleach.)

Edit: Add Rimmer/Legion-as-Rimmer.

Comments

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

O_O.

I'll have a go at the ones I know...Good lord I need the rest of the series as soon as possible.

Lister/Hollister (I swear, for a second I looked at this and saw Lister/Holly....)
One choice;pick the cat
Do me and give me the cat
Or go to stasis

Kryten/Rimmer:
No, I dislike you.
Keep your trademark away, please
I don't swing that way

...I'm sorry if I scarred anybody...

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

OMFG! I love the Kryten/Rimmer. *hangs on to it* I so need to write a fic to go with that. May I?

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Go ahead! I'm lookig forward to whatever you write!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You rock!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Thanks!