Fic: Perfectly Straight - R/L - PG-13 - 1/2

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Title: Perfectly Straight - part 1 of 2
Authors: roadstergal and kahvi
Pairings: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13 for this part.
Disclaimer: We still do not own them, and we still make no money from this.
Spoilers: Legion
Note: A little Gestalt-fic that we thought would be fitting to post today. ;)


Rimmer squelched a brief burst of internal panic at the thought that there was a gay man standing behind him.

Comments

[erinptah]

"And who gives a sodding smeg about the King of Denmark?"

"Well, the Prince Consort of Denmark, for one," Lister smirked.

XD

"Yer making it sound like a disease."

Did Lister miss the bit about the virus?

You're killing me, here.

What's it going to do, have sex with other uniforms of the same make?

I say this kind of thing all the time.

That thought-train was making some disturbing stops along the way, and Lister was trying his best not to read the names of the stations.

Can you tell I thought this was packed with great lines?

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We had such a blast writing this thing - I'm glad you enjoyed it too. Hope you'll like the next part as much. ;)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Great kahvi-lines, eh? :) I agree! Glad you liked!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Not just mine! cobos was bothered by much reading-aloud of this one when I got your edit.

[thoraarwin.livejournal.com]

YOU KILL ME. ♥

Seriously, this has to be the best thing you two have written. Ever. It flows well, every line is just funny and all the characters are so in-character. AND THE GAY VIRUS IDEA IS AWESOME. Ah. I was laughing so hard.*wipes tear* LOVE IT. MOAR PLZ.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you! We had a blast writing it - the characters came even more naturally to us than usual. I'm not quite sure what that says about us or the boys, but who cares - fun! :D

We can't take credit for the "suddenly turning gay" idea, though the virus twist is ours. It's an actual episode idea several of the cast talked about at DJ - involving the crew being hit by a gay ray (sic).

MOAR IZ COMNG!

[thoraarwin.livejournal.com]

*splutter*

God, are you

This just might be the best thing I've heard. Ever. No, I'm not repeating myself.

WHY DID THAT NOT MAKE IT INTO AN EPISODE? Imagine the, ah, possibilities, yes.




YAY MOAR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, I DIDN'T USE TO TALK CAPITALIZED

♥

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

When kahvi and lady_draco told me that Danny had mentioned Gay Rays at DJ, I had two reactions.

1 - It sounds like something out of a bad fanfic.
2 - If some outside agent turned the RD bunch gay, how could you tell?

We just had to fanfic it at that point. Glad you liked!

[thoraarwin.livejournal.com]

1 - It does, doesn't it? Then again, who cares?! LOL!
2 - I knoow, how could you? I kept thinking that all the way through your fic, bwahaha:-)

[captainpellew.livejournal.com]

Aw man!
I'm on a school computer, and the stupid blocker has just blocked the living shit out of your fic.

:(

Just you wait until I can get on my own computer.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Our fic is unwholesome! Glad you wanted to read it though. :)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

It has blocked my site? The nerve! :p

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

How lovely. How really, really lovely. Really, really, really, really. Yes!

LOVE TO YOU BOTH!!!

Rimmer was a classic *giggles* I would quote but boss is looking at me funny.

YAY!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

*falls over under the love* Aw, thanks!

Doesn't the boss always look at you funny? *ducks and runs*

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yaaay! :D
Hope you like the next bit. Erm. Don't read it at work. Remember that poll I had a while back? That was for that one... 'nuff said. *cough*

Much love back to you!

[musicisavictim.livejournal.com]

President Margret Cho?! Our American government is coming up with nonviolent weapons. one of them is the so called "Gay Bomb". The idea is that our planes fly over enemy troops and spray a heavy dose of sex pheremones. The enemy, now very distracted, can be safely disarmed and subsiquently humiliated. Is that what you've based your virus off of?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That's got to be a DARPA idea. They're smoking some good stuff over there. It doesn't help that, er, there's no actual scientific basis for doing anything like that. :P No, we just based it on Danny's comment (see above).

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I think they all mentioned it - Chris, Craig, Robert. Not Hattie though. It's clearly something they've thought about for a long time. The whole cast seems all too eager, actually...

[thoraarwin.livejournal.com]

Did they mention it when you were there? I'd love to read an exact quote or two..:-))

*off to read part 2* Eeee!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Hm... well, that whole weekend is a little hazy. ;)

Both Robert and Chris's talks are on YouTube - I'd link to them, but they are in so many parts, but you can just do a search, and you'll find several different versions. Craig's isn't on there, and I don't think it's on any of the vids I have from there. (Would you like a copy of that, btw? I won't put it up for public download, but e-mail me if you're interested, and we can figure something out. :) )

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

That was who I was thinking of, yeah (that was my line). ;) Much Margret Cho love!

[janamelie.livejournal.com]

My God, this is SO funny! I lost count of how many times I laughed. Side-splitting. I could actually hear Chris and Craig saying those lines.

I think I've read most of your collaborations now (including the RPS stuff) and I have to say you're both really talented. I hope I don't sound pushy, but I'd love it if there was some more fic in the not-too-distant future.