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Title: Perfectly Straight - part 1 of 2
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] roadstergal and [livejournal.com profile] kahvi
Pairings: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13 for this part.
Disclaimer: We still do not own them, and we still make no money from this.
Spoilers: Legion
Note: A little Gestalt-fic that we thought would be fitting to post today. ;)


Rimmer squelched a brief burst of internal panic at the thought that there was a gay man standing behind him.

Date: 2007-02-14 03:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] erinptah
"And who gives a sodding smeg about the King of Denmark?"

"Well, the Prince Consort of Denmark, for one," Lister smirked.


XD

"Yer making it sound like a disease."

Did Lister miss the bit about the virus?


You're killing me, here.

What's it going to do, have sex with other uniforms of the same make?

I say this kind of thing all the time.

That thought-train was making some disturbing stops along the way, and Lister was trying his best not to read the names of the stations.

Can you tell I thought this was packed with great lines?

Date: 2007-02-15 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Great [livejournal.com profile] kahvi-lines, eh? :) I agree! Glad you liked!

Date: 2007-02-14 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thoraarwin.livejournal.com
YOU KILL ME. ♥

Seriously, this has to be the best thing you two have written. Ever. It flows well, every line is just funny and all the characters are so in-character. AND THE GAY VIRUS IDEA IS AWESOME. Ah. I was laughing so hard.*wipes tear* LOVE IT. MOAR PLZ.

Date: 2007-02-14 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thoraarwin.livejournal.com
*splutter*

God, are you

This just might be the best thing I've heard. Ever. No, I'm not repeating myself.

WHY DID THAT NOT MAKE IT INTO AN EPISODE? Imagine the, ah, possibilities, yes.




YAY MOAR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, I DIDN'T USE TO TALK CAPITALIZED

Date: 2007-02-15 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
When [livejournal.com profile] kahvi and [livejournal.com profile] lady_draco told me that Danny had mentioned Gay Rays at DJ, I had two reactions.

1 - It sounds like something out of a bad fanfic.
2 - If some outside agent turned the RD bunch gay, how could you tell?

We just had to fanfic it at that point. Glad you liked!

Date: 2007-02-17 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thoraarwin.livejournal.com
1 - It does, doesn't it? Then again, who cares?! LOL!
2 - I knoow, how could you? I kept thinking that all the way through your fic, bwahaha:-)

Date: 2007-02-14 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainpellew.livejournal.com
Aw man!
I'm on a school computer, and the stupid blocker has just blocked the living shit out of your fic.

:(

Just you wait until I can get on my own computer.

Date: 2007-02-15 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
It has blocked my site? The nerve! :p

Date: 2007-02-14 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
*giggles*

How lovely. How really, really lovely. Really, really, really, really. Yes!

LOVE TO YOU BOTH!!!

Rimmer was a classic *giggles* I would quote but boss is looking at me funny.

YAY!

Date: 2007-02-15 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
*falls over under the love* Aw, thanks!

Doesn't the boss always look at you funny? *ducks and runs*

Date: 2007-02-15 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicisavictim.livejournal.com
President Margret Cho?! Our American government is coming up with nonviolent weapons. one of them is the so called "Gay Bomb". The idea is that our planes fly over enemy troops and spray a heavy dose of sex pheremones. The enemy, now very distracted, can be safely disarmed and subsiquently humiliated. Is that what you've based your virus off of?

Date: 2007-02-15 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
That's got to be a DARPA idea. They're smoking some good stuff over there. It doesn't help that, er, there's no actual scientific basis for doing anything like that. :P No, we just based it on Danny's comment (see above).

Date: 2007-02-18 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thoraarwin.livejournal.com
Did they mention it when you were there? I'd love to read an exact quote or two..:-))

*off to read part 2* Eeee!

Date: 2011-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janamelie.livejournal.com
My God, this is SO funny! I lost count of how many times I laughed. Side-splitting. I could actually hear Chris and Craig saying those lines.

I think I've read most of your collaborations now (including the RPS stuff) and I have to say you're both really talented. I hope I don't sound pushy, but I'd love it if there was some more fic in the not-too-distant future.

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