Season 2 drabble, R/L

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Hello there!  I've been lurking for a few weeks now and have been inspired to try my own hand at some slashy goodness.

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: R/L implied 
Spoilers: The beginning of Parallel Universe
Disclaimer:  Red Dwarf and all associated ideas do not belong to me.  I am making no profit from this work.
Summary:  There's a reason Lister never finished the scarf he was knitting...

Knit one, purl two... Smeg! Dropped another stitch. Unpick, start over for the third time. Would be much easier if Rimmer weren't puffing and sweating an arm's length away in those skintight shorts.  The man's got no idea what he's revealing, always exercising in that thin white underwear or this new getup... Christ.  Here he is again, eyes drawn to those thighs, pumping and glistening with effort... for smeg's sake, this is Rimmer! Mr. Up the Ziggurat, lickety-split... No, that's just gross.  They've been too long without women, that's all there is to it. Knit one, purl two...

Comments

[cyber-moggy.livejournal.com]

And a second lurker shame-facedly reveals her presence...

lol! I can see it so clearly! Poor Lister - Rimmer in those shorts is not a sight to be ignored so easily.

Mog.

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Hell no! Arlene was right in this one, he really shouldn't be wearing such tight trousers if he doesn't want anyone to stare ;)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Man! That's hot. Love it! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

And I do appreciate proper use of the subjunctive. :)

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

(Is it very bad that I had to Google find out what the subjunctive meant?)

Why thankyou!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

I had to look that up too. *blush* I'm aware of the existence of grammar, and I use it frequently, honestly!

*starts singing songs from Strong Bad's Rythm and Grammar (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html)*

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! OMG! You turned the most innocent scene into a total perversity! Great! XD

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! What can I say, this slashy drabbling helps mollify my inner pervert in a way that other socially acceptable interactions just can't ;)

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Anything with Lister knitting in it makes me happy! This was hawt. Wheee! :D

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! "Knit" and "purl" are about the extent of my knitting vocabulary, but I'm sure reading my mother's pattern magazines will inspire me with other things for him to do.

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

Very well done! =D

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Ta :)