[identity profile] squiggle-bat.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] reddwarfslash
Hello there!  I've been lurking for a few weeks now and have been inspired to try my own hand at some slashy goodness.

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: R/L implied 
Spoilers: The beginning of Parallel Universe
Disclaimer:  Red Dwarf and all associated ideas do not belong to me.  I am making no profit from this work.
Summary:  There's a reason Lister never finished the scarf he was knitting...

Knit one, purl two... Smeg! Dropped another stitch. Unpick, start over for the third time. Would be much easier if Rimmer weren't puffing and sweating an arm's length away in those skintight shorts.  The man's got no idea what he's revealing, always exercising in that thin white underwear or this new getup... Christ.  Here he is again, eyes drawn to those thighs, pumping and glistening with effort... for smeg's sake, this is Rimmer! Mr. Up the Ziggurat, lickety-split... No, that's just gross.  They've been too long without women, that's all there is to it. Knit one, purl two...

Date: 2006-05-08 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyber-moggy.livejournal.com
And a second lurker shame-facedly reveals her presence...

lol! I can see it so clearly! Poor Lister - Rimmer in those shorts is not a sight to be ignored so easily.

Mog.

Date: 2006-05-08 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Man! That's hot. Love it! :D

Date: 2006-05-08 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
And I do appreciate proper use of the subjunctive. :)

Date: 2006-05-08 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
I had to look that up too. *blush* I'm aware of the existence of grammar, and I use it frequently, honestly!

*starts singing songs from Strong Bad's Rythm and Grammar (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html)*

Date: 2006-05-08 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
Hahahahahaha! OMG! You turned the most innocent scene into a total perversity! Great! XD

Date: 2006-05-08 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
Anything with Lister knitting in it makes me happy! This was hawt. Wheee! :D

Date: 2006-05-08 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetle-breath.livejournal.com
Very well done! =D

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