Fic: Rules. R/L. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is very silly. It came out of a comment seilduksgata made in an icon post about whether Space Corps Directives would address:


Spoilers for Quarantine.

He was in big trouble.

Comments

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

What a lovely little offering! Favourite bits:

He was not going to sit back and take this lying down, not Arnie J. No sir; not even over his dead body would a bloody obsolete service mechanoid order him around. He would memorize these bloody directives, and the next time Kryten tried to whip one out to use against him - well, he would have a surprise, wouldn't he?

Hilarious! Things never work out for poor Arn do they?

Rimmer closed the book with a sigh of relief. He decided to have a good holo-nap before checking in on the goits again. He was feeling rather tired, for some odd reason. He caught his reflection in the shiny edge of a console, and wondered absently how he would look in pigtails.

ROFL funny that... I allways did wonder how did he go from beeing a right bastard, but basicaly normal to toatlly loopy. Was it sudden, was it gradual? Kryten does say the virus seems to be in it's secondary stage, what was the first like then?

Very silly indeed. I live for sillyness =)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks!

Ach, but he so often just deserves it. :)

Yeah, I saw it as a fairly rapid, but not abrupt, decline. We don't see it, and we are given days for it to take place.

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahaha!! They have rulkes for EVERYTHING, don't they? Makes you wonder what sort of twisted people are in the SpaceCorps :P

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Just the kind of people we'd have if Rimmer were promoted, I bet. :) I just love the Space Corps Directives!

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

So that's why they don't promote him! They don't want to have such outstanding competition. :D

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You know you are my hero, right?

A superior may not masturbate to thoughts of an inferior more than three times in a given month.
I think this is my favorite.

Rimmer reread that section, horrified, and breathed a deep sigh of relief that he had merely misread 'castigation.'
*giggle*

Yes, there was no way that Rimmer was responsible for his little fantasies about bending Lister over the nav-comp and... erm.
Where's that dream recorder?? Give it here!

and wondered absently how he would look in pigtails.
Brilliant! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

*blush* Thanks!

Well, I imagine his fantasies about bending Lister over the nav-com and... er... are a lot like my fantasies of him bending Lister over the nav-com and...

Tangent - I love the commentary for Parallel Universe, when we cut back and see Cat looking at the Dream Recorder, and Craig says something like "Never dream about me like that again, Danny."

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh, the brain-explosion! I'm starting to feel like Kryten; maybe I should get a spare head or three?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

They're more trouble than they're worth. I tried one, and it kept telling me slash was gross, and I should write more het. I eventually tossed it in the recyc. I just repair my own brain, now; there are always bits and bobs left over, but I just toss 'em in a box for next time.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Awww... Slash and het are friends! When they're really good friends we call it a threesome. Ahem.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That was my attitude, but it didn't believe me...

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

*chokes on her mobile which she was holding between her teeth for some odd reason*

Oh my! That was class. Absolute class. *dies from laughter* I'm still giggling happily to myself.

Ahhh heee!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Class? Oh no! ;)

Now, don't carry your phone in your teeth. That's the kind of thing I would do.

Thankee!

[shivvlan.livejournal.com]

The last line was absolutely classic. Much love.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Thanks for the feedback.