[identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] reddwarfslash
This is very silly. It came out of a comment [livejournal.com profile] seilduksgata made in an icon post about whether Space Corps Directives would address:


Spoilers for Quarantine.

He was in big trouble.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltigerlily.livejournal.com
What a lovely little offering! Favourite bits:

He was not going to sit back and take this lying down, not Arnie J. No sir; not even over his dead body would a bloody obsolete service mechanoid order him around. He would memorize these bloody directives, and the next time Kryten tried to whip one out to use against him - well, he would have a surprise, wouldn't he?

Hilarious! Things never work out for poor Arn do they?

Rimmer closed the book with a sigh of relief. He decided to have a good holo-nap before checking in on the goits again. He was feeling rather tired, for some odd reason. He caught his reflection in the shiny edge of a console, and wondered absently how he would look in pigtails.

ROFL funny that... I allways did wonder how did he go from beeing a right bastard, but basicaly normal to toatlly loopy. Was it sudden, was it gradual? Kryten does say the virus seems to be in it's secondary stage, what was the first like then?

Very silly indeed. I live for sillyness =)

Date: 2006-05-19 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
Mwahahahahahaha!! They have rulkes for EVERYTHING, don't they? Makes you wonder what sort of twisted people are in the SpaceCorps :P

Date: 2006-05-19 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirke-novak.livejournal.com
So that's why they don't promote him! They don't want to have such outstanding competition. :D

Date: 2006-05-19 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
You know you are my hero, right?

A superior may not masturbate to thoughts of an inferior more than three times in a given month.
I think this is my favorite.

Rimmer reread that section, horrified, and breathed a deep sigh of relief that he had merely misread 'castigation.'
*giggle*

Yes, there was no way that Rimmer was responsible for his little fantasies about bending Lister over the nav-comp and... erm.
Where's that dream recorder?? Give it here!

and wondered absently how he would look in pigtails.
Brilliant! :D

Date: 2006-05-19 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
Oh, the brain-explosion! I'm starting to feel like Kryten; maybe I should get a spare head or three?

Date: 2006-05-19 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
Awww... Slash and het are friends! When they're really good friends we call it a threesome. Ahem.

Date: 2006-05-20 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
*chokes on her mobile which she was holding between her teeth for some odd reason*

Oh my! That was class. Absolute class. *dies from laughter* I'm still giggling happily to myself.

Ahhh heee!

Date: 2006-05-20 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shivvlan.livejournal.com
The last line was absolutely classic. Much love.

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