Fic: Rules. R/L. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is very silly. It came out of a comment seilduksgata made in an icon post about whether Space Corps Directives would address:


Spoilers for Quarantine.

He was in big trouble.

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[kahvi.livejournal.com]

You know you are my hero, right?

A superior may not masturbate to thoughts of an inferior more than three times in a given month.
I think this is my favorite.

Rimmer reread that section, horrified, and breathed a deep sigh of relief that he had merely misread 'castigation.'
*giggle*

Yes, there was no way that Rimmer was responsible for his little fantasies about bending Lister over the nav-comp and... erm.
Where's that dream recorder?? Give it here!

and wondered absently how he would look in pigtails.
Brilliant! :D

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

*blush* Thanks!

Well, I imagine his fantasies about bending Lister over the nav-com and... er... are a lot like my fantasies of him bending Lister over the nav-com and...

Tangent - I love the commentary for Parallel Universe, when we cut back and see Cat looking at the Dream Recorder, and Craig says something like "Never dream about me like that again, Danny."

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Oh, the brain-explosion! I'm starting to feel like Kryten; maybe I should get a spare head or three?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

They're more trouble than they're worth. I tried one, and it kept telling me slash was gross, and I should write more het. I eventually tossed it in the recyc. I just repair my own brain, now; there are always bits and bobs left over, but I just toss 'em in a box for next time.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Awww... Slash and het are friends! When they're really good friends we call it a threesome. Ahem.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

That was my attitude, but it didn't believe me...