Assessing the fandom.

[laurenthemself]

Must not converse with cheezdanish about Mary Sues.

Note: You needn't answer all questions if you don't want to. Please try not to go too nuts with the tickyboxes. Anyone voting 'Kryten' for any question will be subject to Funny Looks^TM.

[Poll #788196]

Comments

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

Ok, just to get this straight ::g::
You want to find out what everyones favourite Mary Sue fantasy is?
Personally I never have those, my interest in slash is fantasising about the boys relationship. And frankly, no matter how much I love the idea of Rimmer/Lister, I would never want to have a relationship with any of those two dysfunctional nutcases myself (meant in the nicest possible way...)
Now if you had used actors instead of characters - but that would be OT I guess...
As for the question of a crush - in what way is having an unrequited crush on one person preferable to having it on another? D**n nuisanse anyway...

[lady-draco.livejournal.com]

I could never have Rimmer as FWB. *shakes head* Listy, however, most definitely =0)

[smeg4brains.livejournal.com]

...You know, I'm going to pretend that you did not include King Smug Git of Pratland on ANY of these lists.

((s'up Lauren? :D))

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to fill this in?
;)

TICKYBOXES!!!

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

I'd have a one night stand with the teeny Kochanski because her accent is hot, but I don't know the actress's name, so I put the Cat.

(That's another thing about nu-Kochanski that bugs me, she grows liek, fifty feet! It's like if Bridette Nealson decided to cosplay me.)

[kirstyfromflat5.livejournal.com]

I have to confess..I voted Lister for pretty much everything. I can't help it, he's hot!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I'll take an unrequited crush on Ace and a one-night stand with Kochanski Grogan. Kochanski Annett for the rest.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

Despite being straight, I picked Grogan!Kochanski for a serious relationship; as much as I love the boys, there's no way I'd be able to stand dating them... :P

Besides, if Kochanski's taken, that makes Rimmer/Lister just that much easier!

[squiggle-bat.livejournal.com]

Rimmer and Lister... they're so messed up I'd only ever want them with each other. Of the ones on the list think the only one I wouldn't end up strangling into a week of a relationship would be Kochanski, though it'd have to be Annet Kochanski since Grogan's so tiny I'd be afraid of breaking her. Nirvanah Crane would be equally tempting, except again she's far too titchy.

However, Ace would be quite a fun "friend" to have occaisionally fly in for a day of fun. The best thing is as soon as he starts to get irritating you could just convince to go off to a new dimension.

Aww, but Norman's Holly, he just wonderful, if I had to have an unrequited crush it's be him. Damn, why didn't I realise that until after I submitted the boxes?

[fireformrar.livejournal.com]

i picked rimmer for all :)

unrequited crush is ace :P