Beast, part 3. R.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Part three of three. Part one here, Part two here. I did take a bit of a plot element from Last Human, because I wanted to play with the implications. R for a little extra squick.

"Are you trying to make me sick, bud?"

Crit is always good. Written for fanfic100. Little Damn Table.

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[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

He, he, a fun little series. There should be a lot of references like that in the series to be used for various stories.
Planning anything further here?

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yes, I love playing with gratuitous references.

Well, I do have... *checks* 87 more fics to go to hit 100!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I still can't get over that bit of hands-on-hips commentary from VI. Actually, they were more under Lister's armpits than on his hips...

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was thinking too first time I heard it, that the next time Rimmers hands were near anyones hips, it was Listers. That must have been what Chris was referring to when he said not yet, or?
BTW, when Craig is referring to the on-screen kiss when they look at Rimmers package - is it me or is his voice dropping a bit ;-)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Ja - I mean, there's no other fondling that he does after he becomes hard-light! There's nothing else that he could be referring to. (I wrote that Psirens fic because everyone else gets a tailored psiren-image - the brunettes for Cat, Kochanski for Lister, Kryten's creator for Kryten - and just what would they have made - or did they make - for Rimmer, hmm?)

Yes, just as it does in the naked in underwear comment, eh? ;)

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

But that underwear comment obviously for fun and he lowers the voice to enhance the joke. The reference to the kiss is just a commentary to the scene happening, and the lowering of tone is not that obvious, but I swear his voice goes positively sultry, and my oh my does his voice sound lovely like that ::swoooon:: And Chris answering, his voice is always great, of course ::swooning more::

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I think it's a theme, though, that his voice lowers when he's being sultry - whether he means it or not. ;)

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

He, he, exactly. Love those commentaries...

[eviltigerlily.livejournal.com]

I shudder to think what the beast would do with the....sample. Um, forget I mentioned it. Wonderful ending to the series.

Poor Listy - he had a sexual encounter with Rimmer and he can't even remember it. Something must be done!

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Picture Listerworld... only with waterbeasts. No, wait, don't.

Well, he kinda remembers it. Maybe enough for it to bug his dreams. :p

Thanks! :D

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

Listerbeast AND Catbeasts? And we thought Rimmerworld was a scary place ;-)

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Electromagnet. That doesn't bode well at all.

"Let me get this straight," Lister said, crossing his arms. "We have to wank into the lake. Then it'll let us go."

I. I don't know whether to laugh or be really, really creeped out...

That was good, and a perfect Kryten-ish ending. Goodness.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

I was trying for both - laughing, but being bothered by it. That's what I loved best about RD, m'self.

Thank ye! I had a lot of fun with this set of fics.

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Yay liquid beast! I thought it sounded familiar. ;)

"Don't worry - they'd see what a bloody great help you weren't."
Nicely put. By you and Lister both.

His pants slowly slid to the ground.
All too eager to get his pants off... No, wait.

"It picked out the idea of DNA from my bee, and it rather likes the thought. It wants some."
Somehow, this is just so very, very RD.

"this is carbon-based life-form talk, I see."
I love Kryten.

if wanking were a sport, he was in Olympic trim .
Hee!

"Need any help, miladdio?"

"You here to watch, Rimmer?"
It's very, very wrong that I found that whole sequence to be quite... Erm... Yes. Particularly:

A part of his mind pulled out the thought that, if Rimmer had sucked him off, he could just walk into the lake and switch to soft-light in order to make the delivery.
There's something wrong with me, isn't there? *hides*

I do have a wee bit of concrit I might e-mail you later, if you like. :)

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Email away!

The pant-thing just kind of happened while I was writing up the plot points. Hem. I liked the image of semen as currency that Doug put forth in Last Human, but I wanted to add to it the discomfort angle that RD gets into. Yeah, I had that mental image *cough*, and thought I would give it to Lister...

Rimmer was oddly intrigued and denying it like all get-out.