Fic: Light Bondage

Fic: Light Bondage
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When a stash of holo-rope is discovered on Red Dwarf, Lister and Rimmer put it to good use, though not, perhaps, for its intended purpose. Soft-Light. Bondage.
Notes: Content warning for potential (non-sexual) non-consensual elements, and unsafe practices (ie. never tie someone up and leave the room).The idea of holorope comes from horselizard/fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles, marijuanagin, and this image. Many thanks to horselizard/fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles for inspiring, encouraging and beta reading this story.

Light Bondage )

RD Fic: I Thought Swedish was a Meatball (R)

I Thought Swedish was a Meatball
By [livejournal.com profile] kronette
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer
Rating: R
Spoilers: Sometime mid-2nd season, is where I'd place this.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] janamelie had hay fever. My neck was out. We got to talking about how the boys could serve us tea or give massages, so this story is all her fault :D

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story behind cut )

[FIC] Locker Fungi

Title: Locker Fungi
Prompt: 6. Lonely
Charater(s)/Pairing: Lister/Rimmer hints
Summary: What if Lister had turned off Rimmer instead of the other one in Me2?
Notes: Spoilers for Me2.
Word Count: 1,543 words. This is the longest one-shot I've ever written.
My Tables.

“You’re deleting that smeg-head.”

Written for [livejournal.com profile] 10_hurt_comfort.

[FIC] Injured

Title: Injured
Rating: PG
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer
Summary: Lister breaks his leg.
Prompt: 01. Injured
Notes: Set between Seasons II and III. Before Kryten, after the pregenancy. During the move between rooms. This one drove me nuts a bit. Beta-ed by krzcowzgomoo.
Word Count: 943 words.

“Careful, watch that step...”

Written for the [livejournal.com profile] 10_hurt_comfort challenge.

[FIC] Inability to comprehend

Title: Inability to comprehend
Characters: Rimmer/Lister hints
Prompt: tired 001.
Word Count: 1,262 words
Rating: PGish
Summary: Rimmer just doesn't learn, does he?
Author's Notes: Minor spoilers for Meltdown. And yes, [livejournal.com profile] krzcowzgomoo, this is the longer fic I was talking about.

He wasn’t ready to face Lister yet.

Written for the [livejournal.com profile] 100_situations challenge.

Fic: Shapes - PG-13, R/L/F, R/L (imp)

Title: Shapes
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister/Female, vage implication of Rimmer/Lister
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: You can tell I don't own Red Dwarf, if you think about it. I don't make any money from this whatsoever either.
Spoilers: Waiting for God
Notes: I jokingly refer to this as my Rimmer/Lister/Mary Sue story, but quite frankly, if I'm anything like the female in this story... Well. You'll see. There's a story behind why I wrote this story, but I don't have time to relate it now. Ask me about it some time. :) Oh, and be the first to spot the sentence [livejournal.com profile] lady_draco challenged me to include, and I'll write you a custom drabble!. ;) Written as part of the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 challenge - my table is here.

“Don’t you remember what happened with ‘Better than Life’? Messing with people’s subconscious has been proven to be a very bad idea indeed!” )

Fic: Rules. R/L. PG.

This is very silly. It came out of a comment [livejournal.com profile] seilduksgata made in an icon post about whether Space Corps Directives would address:


Spoilers for Quarantine.

He was in big trouble.

Ficlet - "Fear" - and Rimmervid v. 1.3

A ficlet sequel to Monster. I think I have 2 emotionally incompatible AUs going on, so I divvyed the fics into 1 and 2. This comes in 2, after Monster. The boys demanded that they not be left just sitting there not talking, so I moved on. Kahvi is right - they do take on a life of their own!
I noticed in VI that Rimmer pretty much stayed soft-light until something happened that necessitated going to hard-light. But in VII, he was always hard-light. This was probably due in reality to some minor costume-change preference, but I can run with it, can't I?

I don't trust you, Listy.

I also made a few changes to the Rimmervid - call it v1.3. Simbi Ani made a good point about putting in titles, so I did that as well.

Putfile - small download.
Right-click and save - big file.

Happy V-Day - I bring fic!

Title: White
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf. They would never stand for this, let me tell you... There is very little money in this. None, in fact.
Notes: I must warn you... This is very silly. Very very silly. PWP. Holographic sex. Silly, but happy. Stupidly so. Yes yes. Ahem. Read at own risk. Written as part of the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 challenge - my table is here.

Thy beauty, brother, makes my soul sing with delight, and my loins tingle with desire. )

New Fic.. PRE- LEGION!!!!!

Alrighty, everyone, here is a new fic for your enjoyment...

Title: Breaking the dry spell

Author: Dracosmef

Pairing: Rimmer/Lister

Rating: R or NC 17

Warnings: Smut, severely lacking in plot, smut, some grammar issues (but nothing too bad), some bad jokes, a few typos and very poor humor...

summary: This is PRE-LEGION!! See what happens when Listy and Rimsy get soused!


Read "Breaking the dry spell" Now