Proof of Red Dwarf slash
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Apologies if this has already been shared...I've showed this to 2 different people, and they both agreed that there's some one-sided slash here. One has never even saw Red Dwarf! The excerpt is from Stasis Leak, from Season 2. The transcript was found here because I was too lazy to type it up myself. The real slashy bits are underlined in red. [...] indicates fast forwarding.
Enjoy!
LISTER: I'm going for it, Rimmer. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you don't get many shots at happiness. So when you do, go for them all. [...] RIMMER: Don't try and explain it, Lister. I don't know why I'm even surprised. Everyone always leaves me in the end. Girls, parents...
RIMMER: What's the point in going, if you can't bring anybody back?
LISTER: You've seen the photograph. I'm going to marry her.
RIMMER: But what's the point? In three weeks you'll be radioactive dust! You might as well marry a box of Daz.
LISTER: I'm gonna stay with her.
RIMMER: You're going to stay with her? For the sake of three weeks together you're going to give up your life?
LISTER: Yeah.
RIMMER: (jumps out of his bunk) I don't believe it. Lister, selfish or what?
LISTER: Why?
RIMMER: What about me? I've given you the best years of my death! Is that it, then? Three years, thanks a lot, pal, I'm off. No sort of regrets? Not so much as a lump in your throat? No, you're thinking of Kochanski. The only lump you've got is up the front of your trousers.
RIMMER: (sits on the edge of his bunk) I'm sharing a bunk with a character out of a Barbara Cartland novel.
LISTER: What would you do in my place?
RIMMER: I don't know, I... oh, do what you like.
LISTER: Where are you coming from, Rimmer? You don't even like me.
RIMMER: Don't I?
LISTER: No.
RIMMER: Fine.
LISTER: You don't though, do you? You don't even like me.
RIMMER: That's what you think, is it?
LISTER: Yeah.
RIMMER: I will tell you something that will probably stun you rigid.
LISTER: What?
RIMMER: You're right. I don't like you. I don't like what you stand for. But, for some weird reason... I don't know. What's the point?