Input needed!

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Hello, all! I hope this isn't against the rules, and if it is, feel free to delete.

So for my computer graphics course, we have to make propaganda posters from photos of ourselves in Adobe Illustrator. Well, I decided to be funny (though I doubt anyone will get it) and do a Red Dwarf recruitment sign.

So what I need from you folks is some ideas on a catchy phrase/slogan. Please and thank you!

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