Help Me Rimmer

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Title: Help Me Rimmer
Summary: This songfic just refused to go away. Lister tries to woo Rimmer on a Canary mission with the help of a certain old Beach Boys song…
Rating: PG (for slash, the dreaded script format, craziness, slight violence and horrible parody lyrics).
Author: Ellie ET
Disclaimer: I don’t own Red Dwarf or the Beach Boys song ‘Help Me Rhonda’, and reading this, that’s probably for the best. I know it has an extra bit at the end, but that was because I used the Brian Wilson version as a template, and it makes it easier for the whole fic anyway.

I’ve wanted to write this for ages (though I haven’t a clue why). I’ve never written any Lister/Rimmer before, so I decided to have this serve as a break in the chain of C/L fics I’ve been writing. I do like L/R, and Rimmer was feeling left-out anyway… now he’s being sedated after reading this. More stable, saner stuff will be posted soon – I hope.

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