Fiction: Appliance. PG.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

This is one of those fics that just happened.

It was one of the many, many annoying things about being a hologram.

As always, concrit welcome.

Fic: Standards - R/L - NC-17

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Title: Standards
Authors: roadstergal&kahvi
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister
Rating: NC-17 (for this part)
Disclaimer: We own not Red Dwarf, we make money not from this. But Grant/Naylor does - all hail them!
Spoilers: Thanks For The Memory, Marooned, Bodyswap, Quarantine, Terrorform, Legion, Emohawk.
Notes: Takes place between Tikka To Ride and Stoke Me A Clipper.

Well folks, here we are with part two! Questions are many. What's eating Kryten? Will the new dry goods be alphabetized? Is Lister really allergic to beets? And just why are things so tense between the boys? *glances at rating* Ahem. Well. You can probably guess why. Hope you enjoy this as much as we did writing it!

"I suppose not having sex with a dead man is not exactly the pinnacle of restraint," he had to confess.