Fic: S-E-X and History 1/?

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Title: S-E-X and History 1/?
Author: roses_are_a_weed
Rating: NC-17/ADULT/FRAO
Warnings: (So far) Angst (which I find more an enticement than a warning)

Pairings: Lister/Rimmer, past OMC/Rimmer, Surprise!/Rimmer, slight hints of Kryten/Lister.
Disclaimer: As I am not a delusional lunatic I do not believe that Red Dwarf or any of its characters are mine, nor do I expect to make any profit from this work of fiction.

Summary: (Sequel to Not Quite Sex or Death, But Almost as Bad.) Things might be looking up (or down, or sideways); they’re not floating through space without a left engine and no oxygen, they aren’t in any immediate mortal peril, and they’ve found a Red Dwarf; it’s just not the Red Dwarf. Of course Lister isn’t in a position to appreciate this, how could he after… what happened…? And to make things stranger he’s about to discover that a multi-million dollarpound mining vessel can’t go missing without someone noticing. And Rimmer, well he’s got problems of his own…

Spoilers: Er… probably bits and pieces from every season until seven (especially Out of Time) as well as the books, though probably not The Last Human, as I only read that once and it was a very long time ago.

Notes: Fic of massive self-indulgence. Beware. Also, not finished yet but I felt like posting.

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