No Romance (Rimmer/Lister, R)

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I was going to get Waiting For The Jump finished this weekend, only I got distracted and wrote this instead. Though I am actually quite proud because this is the closest I've ever gotten to full-on porn :D

Title: No Romance
Rating: R
Word Count: 1403
Pairing: Rimmer/Lister, a bit of Lister/Kochanski
Spoilers: The End
Summary: Basically pre-series angst with a sprinkling of porn. Featuring drunken Lister and in denial Rimmer. Title is a really vague Xiu Xiu reference.
Disclaimer: I don't own Red Dwarf, but that doesn't mean that this didn't happen in some parallel universe or something!



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