Fic: "She's Just Not That Into You" - R

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Title: “She’s Just Not That Into You”
Rating: R for language
“Red Dwarf” Chars: Lister, Rimmer, Kochanski (can be read as gen, but c’mon, this is ME writing – it’s pre-slash)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Grant/Naylor. Probably also BBC. Quite possibly also, Satan, courtesy of a Faustian deal.
Summary: As Lister tries to cope with Kochanski breaking up with him, Rimmer finally gets fed up with all the sadness and woe. My take on a canon event.
A/N: Set in the Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers novel ‘verse, segueing into the TV series around the time of “Blue” in S7. Thanks for metalkatt for reading it over; all errors of continuity are mine.
Feedback: Loved!


He would be just as well off, he surmised, to place the open book on top of his head, take a header into his bunk, and let it all sink in by smegging osmosis.