Fic: "On the Table" 1/3

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Title: "On the Table" (part 1 of 3)
Chars: The Boys, a canon guest star, L/R
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own the concept or the boys, just the thoughts they inspire.
Summary: Spoilers for RDX series through "Entangled." Lister has his work cut out for him convincing Rimmer he doesn't think of him as an object to be lost in a poker game. Even though he totally did.
A/N: Inspired by missflibble's Between the Sheets, and a sort-of sequel to that; thanks for the inspiration! Non-betaed, but opinions offered by metalkatt and kronette; all mistakes are my own.

He’d followed life signs to the planet hoping to find Kochanski safe and sound, and had instead found engineered lifeforms in possession of some rather advanced-looking ship parts still in fair condition – and more of that GELF moonshine.