I'm a cat. I sense things

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Originally inspired by this meme on tumblr:
"You know that trope where couples pretend like they’re all lovey dovey when they’re around friends, but argue all the time when they’re alone?
Imagine your otp doing the exact opposite. They are always bickering and fighting when there are people around, but once they’re alone they fly into each others arms and kiss and are just stupidly affectionate. Literally everyone thinks they’re sworn enemies, but nah."