[identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] reddwarfslash
Title: Self-Service Matchmaking
Pairing: Hilly/Hilly
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Own not, earn not. Just having fun
Notes: Just a drabble. I was playing around with the pairing generator (all hail it!) and Hilly/Hilly came up. And for some reason, this popped into my head...



Hilly was bored. You'd be amazed how bored you could get as a six-million IQ holographic computer drifting alone in deep space. Not that she was alone, as such; there were Deb and 'Lene to keep her company, but there were limits to what they could do to entertain her.

She missed Holly. She'd tried to re-create him as a semi-autonomous sub-system of herself, but no matter what she did, she just ended up with an exact copy. And even then she couldn't get the hair quite right.

She had sex with her anyway. Something to do, wasn't it?

Date: 2006-07-03 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaclynhyde.livejournal.com
Hee! Great Hilly voice.

Date: 2006-07-03 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krzcowzgomoo.livejournal.com
lol, awesome!

Date: 2006-07-03 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
there were limits to what they could do to entertain her.

Oh dear god.


And even then she couldn't get the hair quite right.

Neither could Norm, come VIII! Of course, Hilly's 1000x smarter...

You do always end up having sex with yourself in that situation, don't you?

Date: 2006-07-03 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadstergal.livejournal.com
Oh, yes - forgot the "Great stuff!" part.

Date: 2006-07-03 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-draco.livejournal.com
She had sex with her anyway. Something to do, wasn't it?

Classy. ;)

Date: 2006-07-03 09:40 pm (UTC)
ext_3665: (Silly)
From: [identity profile] zekkass.livejournal.com
*shakes head* That generator is going to end up corrupting everybody, isn't it?

She had sex with her anyway. Something to do, wasn't it?

I'll be using soap for this one, folks!

Great job!

Date: 2006-07-04 02:10 am (UTC)
notalwaysweak: Rainbow rose with words 'love as thou wilt' below in white lettering (Lister. 'WTF?')
From: [personal profile] notalwaysweak
*facepalms* You're on crack.

Not in a bad way, though.

Date: 2008-08-05 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queen-fiend.livejournal.com
Lol! That's so Holly.

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