[FIC] Shower Space
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reddwarfslashTitle: Shower Space
Pairing: Lister/Rimmer hints.
Summary: During the move between quarters between Seasons II and III. No spoilers.
Word Count: Double Drabble. 200 words exactly.
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“I can’t believe how big these are.”
“What? These bathrooms?”
Lister walked around in a shower stall that was easily three times the size of his bunk in width.
“What kind of person would need a shower this big? Someone with arms the size of elephant trunks?”
Rimmer sneered. “Of course not, you gimboid. This is the captain’s quarters. Did he have arms that size? I think not.”
“Okay. Anyways, this shower is mine now.” Lister grinned and patted the red enamel. “I’m moving in here.”
“You can’t!” Rimmer protested. “I’d have to move in with you!”
“No, you wouldn’t.”
“Yes, I would.”
“Why?”
Rimmer waved his arms a bit. “I don’t know why!”
“Why don’t you want to live here, then?”
“There’s only one bed.”
Lister grinned. This could go places. “So?”
Rimmer crossed his arms and glared. “I am NOT sleeping with you, Lister.”
Lister danced a little dance. “I can’t believe you said that, man!”
Rimmer glared at him some more and left the room.
Lister sighed and followed him. “I won’t move in here. We’ll find some other quarters.”
“Good.” Rimmer’s voice was below-freezing by now.
“Wanna try the officer’s quarters again?”
“They’d better have bunks.”
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Pairing: Lister/Rimmer hints.
Summary: During the move between quarters between Seasons II and III. No spoilers.
Word Count: Double Drabble. 200 words exactly.
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“I can’t believe how big these are.”
“What? These bathrooms?”
Lister walked around in a shower stall that was easily three times the size of his bunk in width.
“What kind of person would need a shower this big? Someone with arms the size of elephant trunks?”
Rimmer sneered. “Of course not, you gimboid. This is the captain’s quarters. Did he have arms that size? I think not.”
“Okay. Anyways, this shower is mine now.” Lister grinned and patted the red enamel. “I’m moving in here.”
“You can’t!” Rimmer protested. “I’d have to move in with you!”
“No, you wouldn’t.”
“Yes, I would.”
“Why?”
Rimmer waved his arms a bit. “I don’t know why!”
“Why don’t you want to live here, then?”
“There’s only one bed.”
Lister grinned. This could go places. “So?”
Rimmer crossed his arms and glared. “I am NOT sleeping with you, Lister.”
Lister danced a little dance. “I can’t believe you said that, man!”
Rimmer glared at him some more and left the room.
Lister sighed and followed him. “I won’t move in here. We’ll find some other quarters.”
“Good.” Rimmer’s voice was below-freezing by now.
“Wanna try the officer’s quarters again?”
“They’d better have bunks.”
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Date: 2006-07-08 08:28 am (UTC)Oh Rimmer, admit it, you want to sleep in the nice fluffy captain's bed with Lister! Don't be shy!
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Date: 2006-07-08 04:14 pm (UTC)Ah, he's too neurotic to admit it. Lister'll have to force him to realize he wants to sleep with him. ;)
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Date: 2006-07-08 07:30 pm (UTC)Cute interlude!
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Date: 2006-07-08 07:36 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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