Possible ficness

[felineranger.livejournal.com]

I know it's ridiculously sad and fan-girly but I had a dream last night inspired by watching Pirates 2 at the cinema the other night for a Red Dwarf/Pirates crossover fic. See, I read this interview with Johnny Depp recently where he said that he'd always felt Jack Sparrow would be bisexual and my poor smut-addled brain just started whirring away. Then when I saw the film the plot bunnies started to procreate. Should I make them walk the plank or should I dive in?

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[felineranger.livejournal.com]

Weeeeellll...I was kinda thinking of starting it out with a bit of Jack/Will, then adding a sprinkling of Jack/Lister and ending of course with a bit of what we're all here to see - Lister/Rimmer. I don't want to spoil the film for those who haven't seen it yet, but there's a plot in there about Jack's compass pointing to the thing you want most...Anyone seeing where I'm going with this? The nice thing about Dwarf is that you can always use timeholes and other weird space phenomena to bring crossover characters together!

[felineranger.livejournal.com]

Found a backup quote!!!

'Johnny Depp Is Vague About Jack Sparrow's Sexuality

Johnny Deep is keen to keep his Pirates Of The Caribbean character Captain Jack Sparrow's sexual orientation ambiguous because he is convinced real pirates dabbled with both sexes. The heartthrob was inspired after reading historical study "Sodomy And The Pirate Tradition" by Barry R Burg, which argues homosexuality was rampant among seafarers in the 17th century Caribbean.

Depp says, "I liked the idea of (Jack) being ambiguous because women were thought to be bad luck on ships, and these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. You're lonely. You have an extra ration of rum."'

God bless you Johnny Depp!!!

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

JACK/LISTER!!!!!!

*dies*

[nessaancalime.livejournal.com]

Ah, obviously I am Sparrington OTP, and in a way they remind me of Lister/Rimmer - see what I mean? At least for the first movie, have not seen DMC yet, that will be next week.
Anyway, write away, whatever is your poison ::g::