I think this is my favorite part. I'll try to keep the review clean, though. ;)
before that it was insisting that you were a Peruvian tree-frog
Hah! Rimmer the tree-frog...Frogporn?
"Modern mechanicals were made to improve with age. Some feature nanobot repair-drones, some specific structural enhancements that improve with time - the list goes on!" Kryten felt a slight stab of worry at the fact that he hadn't seen his own nanobots for quite a while. The little rascals could be so unpredictable. It was just like that time they'd re-constructed his groinal attachment in most absurd fashion. Thankfully, that had been back on the Nova Five, or else Mister Rimmer would never have let him hear the end of it.
Absolutely fascinating idea! Astounding.
"Er, look, you don't want to have sex with me. Really. I... snore."
Rimmer, that isn't a good excuse. Nice try. Flip to soft-light and run, 'k?
"How am I supposed to know? Love just is, Rimmer."
Lister's a romantic, isn't he? :)
With all of the pranks they had pulled on Red Dwarf, why had he never thought of just using the fact that he was taller than the smegger? Oh, Lister was going to go spare.
This entire scene left me in giggles at the sweetness of it all. (And what it led to - Mm.)
"I like lilac," Lister muttered. He had run out of even semi-plausible excuses.
Unfortunately, Klingons hate lilac. It's a good thing you don't have any. ;)
For in his wisdom, he had brought the friend who never tired, who had spread his pleasure through the people, and shared with all those who were willing, shunning only men - but even they accepted this, when they saw his true purpose. Long after they had left - Watcher, Sleeper, Guardian, Pleasure Seeker - new children were born with a glorious difference never seen before by man, woman or child.
Cat increased the gene-pool...Lister/Cat people. Cool.
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Date: 2006-07-21 01:06 am (UTC)before that it was insisting that you were a Peruvian tree-frog
Hah! Rimmer the tree-frog...Frogporn?
"Modern mechanicals were made to improve with age. Some feature nanobot repair-drones, some specific structural enhancements that improve with time - the list goes on!" Kryten felt a slight stab of worry at the fact that he hadn't seen his own nanobots for quite a while. The little rascals could be so unpredictable. It was just like that time they'd re-constructed his groinal attachment in most absurd fashion. Thankfully, that had been back on the Nova Five, or else Mister Rimmer would never have let him hear the end of it.
Absolutely fascinating idea! Astounding.
"Er, look, you don't want to have sex with me. Really. I... snore."
Rimmer, that isn't a good excuse. Nice try. Flip to soft-light and run, 'k?
"How am I supposed to know? Love just is, Rimmer."
Lister's a romantic, isn't he? :)
With all of the pranks they had pulled on Red Dwarf, why had he never thought of just using the fact that he was taller than the smegger? Oh, Lister was going to go spare.
This entire scene left me in giggles at the sweetness of it all. (And what it led to - Mm.)
"I like lilac," Lister muttered. He had run out of even semi-plausible excuses.
Unfortunately, Klingons hate lilac. It's a good thing you don't have any. ;)
For in his wisdom, he had brought the friend who never tired, who had spread his pleasure through the people, and shared with all those who were willing, shunning only men - but even they accepted this, when they saw his true purpose. Long after they had left - Watcher, Sleeper, Guardian, Pleasure Seeker - new children were born with a glorious difference never seen before by man, woman or child.
Cat increased the gene-pool...Lister/Cat people. Cool.
I like the bittersweet ending. Wonderful.