Gestalt fic: Listerworld - various pairings (including slash)

[kahvi.livejournal.com]

Title: Listerworld.
Authors: roadstergal and kahvi
Pairings: Various, including slash
Rating: NC-17, for this part (4 of 4).
Disclaimer: We do not own them, and we make no money from this. More's the pity.
A/N: AU ending to Out Of Time. Spoilers up through that episode. Many thanks to musicisavictim for initiating this conversation.

Would you belive there's sex in this? And swearing? Well, I never.

Part the first.
Part the second.
Part the third.


"Don't laugh at your superior officer..." Rimmer growled, grabbing Lister's wrists.

Comments

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

I think this is my favorite part. I'll try to keep the review clean, though. ;)

before that it was insisting that you were a Peruvian tree-frog

Hah! Rimmer the tree-frog...Frogporn?

"Modern mechanicals were made to improve with age. Some feature nanobot repair-drones, some specific structural enhancements that improve with time - the list goes on!" Kryten felt a slight stab of worry at the fact that he hadn't seen his own nanobots for quite a while. The little rascals could be so unpredictable. It was just like that time they'd re-constructed his groinal attachment in most absurd fashion. Thankfully, that had been back on the Nova Five, or else Mister Rimmer would never have let him hear the end of it.

Absolutely fascinating idea! Astounding.

"Er, look, you don't want to have sex with me. Really. I... snore."

Rimmer, that isn't a good excuse. Nice try. Flip to soft-light and run, 'k?

"How am I supposed to know? Love just is, Rimmer."

Lister's a romantic, isn't he? :)

With all of the pranks they had pulled on Red Dwarf, why had he never thought of just using the fact that he was taller than the smegger? Oh, Lister was going to go spare.

This entire scene left me in giggles at the sweetness of it all. (And what it led to - Mm.)

"I like lilac," Lister muttered. He had run out of even semi-plausible excuses.

Unfortunately, Klingons hate lilac. It's a good thing you don't have any. ;)

For in his wisdom, he had brought the friend who never tired, who had spread his pleasure through the people, and shared with all those who were willing, shunning only men - but even they accepted this, when they saw his true purpose. Long after they had left - Watcher, Sleeper, Guardian, Pleasure Seeker - new children were born with a glorious difference never seen before by man, woman or child.

Cat increased the gene-pool...Lister/Cat people. Cool.

I like the bittersweet ending. Wonderful.

[roadstergal.livejournal.com]

Frogporn

It's the tongue, you know.

Actually, as Kryten lost his nanobots at the end of V, I'm wondering if he was going slowly batty all through VI, and Kochanski's arrival just pushed him over the edge. :p

Klingons in the RD universe? The mind reels. I think I'd rather bring in some Pierson's Puppeteers, though. Rimmer could talk with them about the finer points of utilitarian cowardice...

Yep, that ending is pure Kahvi.

Thanks for the feedback!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Well, Kryten did have 200 years alone, after he lost his nanobots. He starts going batty, then Lister came back and Kryten was affected by the droid-rage. (Unless you want to ignore the 'droid rage' theory you guys put out.) The Kochanski came in, and Kryten's jealousy circuits must have overloaded. And so on.

I'm a die-hard trekkie. ;) Bring 'em both in. Ace can't be the only one with a DJ-capable ship in the universe, you know.